NOOOO HE MEMORIZED IT
Jeffy Dylan | hisboywondr
Clark County, Indiana
If I look familiar, you've probably seen me on dates with your father...
I'm that boy in the Steak n' Shake uniform by day, and the one in Disney tank top, leather pants and Batgirl Chuck Taylor's by night.
(my clothing style: Buffy Summers meets Pete Wentz)
I dance like Eliza Dushku.
I fix cars like Megan Fox.
I swear like a sailor.
I roll my body like a sinner.
I come off as a saint with more than a few rough edges.
I'm an undiscovered Scream Queen like J.L.C.
I've written stories/scripts starring me.
Mostly horror remakes.
Scream. Terror Train. Halloween.
My dream is for Jamie Lee to renounce her royal title onto me.
And to marry Eli Roth.
I'm not as queer as you think I am.
I'm the one that bands like Bowling For Soup, The Starting Line and New Found Glory write songs about, except they only think girls like that exist.
I'm the boy that bad guys want, and usually end up with, except they're wrong for me.
I'm not sure if that makes me a masochist or a glutton for punishment..
I'm rowdy, loud and mentally unstable. I'm bitter, damaged and hate most people. I'm trustworthy, yet I don't trust anyone. I have my own opinions on everything, and I respect yours.
Take me, or leave me...