Jeffy Dylan | hisboywondr
Clark County, Indiana
If I look familiar, you've probably seen me on dates with your father...
I'm that boy in the Steak n' Shake uniform by day, and the one in size 0 jeans, Batgirl Chuck Taylor's and an XS Disney tank top by night.
I dance like Eliza Dushku.
I fix cars like Megan Fox.
I swear like a sailor. I roll my body like a sinner. I come off as a saint with a few rough edges.
I'm an undiscovered Scream Queen like J.L.C. and I'm not as queer as you think I am.
I'm the one that bands like Bowling For Soup, The Starting Line and New Found Glory write songs about, except they only think girls like that exist.
I'm the boy that bad guys want, and usually end up with, except they're wrong for me. I'm not sure if that makes me a masochist or a glutton for punishment..
I'm rowdy, loud and mentally unstable. I'm bitter, damaged and hate most people. I'm trustworthy, yet I don't trust.
I have my own opinions on everything, and I respect yours.
Take me, or leave me...